Sexual Innuendos in Harry Potter

[The Great Pretender]

боже, недавеча как вчера отец с пеной у рта доказывал своему другу, что гарри поттер детская книженция, и я не стала его огорчать а намеков-то так много, что мне даже как-то неловко за подрастающее на этом поколение

The 20 Best

1. “What d’you mean, I’m not brave in bed?” said Harry, completely nonplussed.
2. "Something silver white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wand."
3. "Can we have another go? Just one more go?"
"Not now," said Lupin firmly. "You've had enough for one night."
4. "...wands are only as powerful as the wizards who use them. some wizards just like to boast that theirs are bigger and better than other people's..."
5. "Quite astonishing, the way you contrive to wriggle out of very tight holes."
6. "I heard you last night," said Dudley breathlessly. "Talking in your sleep. Moaning."
7. "There was no need to stick the wand in that hard," he said gruffly, clambering to his feet. "It hurt."
8. "He's having a go at my mother!" Seamus yelled.
9. "Or any part of your body, really, we're not fussy where we stick this."
10. "Harry's heart began to pump very fast indeed. Defence against external penetration?"
11. "I was sure if he realized that our relationship was - or ever had been - closer then that of headmaster and pupil..."
12. Lupin let go of Black and turned to her. She had raised herself off the floor and was pointing at Lupin, wild-eyed. "You-- you--"
"Hermione--"
"--you and him!"
"Hermione, calm down--"
"I didn't tell anyone!" Hermione shrieked. "I've been covering up for you--"
"Hermione, listen to me, please!" Lupin shouted. "I can explain--"
13. "He was on all fours again on Snape's office floor."
14. "Well?" said Ron finally, looking up at Harry. "How was it?" Harry considered for a moment.
"Wet." He said truthfully.
15. "He bit hard on his pillow, to stop himself from making a noise."
16. "Don't kill Cedric! Don't kill Cedric!' Who's Cedric -- your boyfriend?"
17. "I'm going to tie him up. That's all, I swear."
18. "...screwing up her eyes each time with the same pained expression she had worn back in Harry's bedroom."
19. "...I know you did Mark Evans two nights ago --"
"He was asking for it," snarled Dudley.
20. Snape's office door banged open and Draco Malfoy sped in.
"Professor Snape, sir - oh - sorry -"
Malfoy was looking at Snape and Harry in some surprise.

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Comments

[Almost-angel_Kanda-sama]

The Great Pretender ХЫ! И не говори! Это то же, что говорить о песнях старых и кино и как их перефразируют.... Уж точно!

[The Great Pretender]

Almost-angel_Kanda-sama, просто с языка сняла, мы только сегодня мультик "голубой щенок" вспоминали мы такие испорченные, ога

[Almost-angel_Kanda-sama]

The Great Pretender ХЫ! Нам только повод дай!

[The Great Pretender]

Almost-angel_Kanda-sama, это точно